Ahhh the Power of Cheese...Link
A Cedar City [Utah] man is accused of assaulting another man with a block of cheese.
Police said the victim was struck in the face with the cheese Thursday.
They say the assailant was intoxicated at the time. He was charged with misdemeanor intoxication and misdemeanor assault and was booked into the Iron County Jail on $1,100 bail.
or maybe its the power of Utah:
OREM, Utah -- An 18-year-old accused of flashing someone made it easy for police to catch him.
Police say he exposed himself to a woman while he was sitting in his car outside a Wal-Mart store in Orem Monday.
The woman kept calm, got a description of him, took down his license plate number and called police.
Shortly after, the suspect stopped at a gas station and accidentally locked his keys in his car. He called police for help. When they got there, police noticed the car and man matched the description the woman gave them.
Police say when they questioned him, he admitted flashing the woman. He was cited for a misdemeanor.