Wednesday, November 05, 2003

So Bubba calls his lawyer...
... and asked, "Is it true they're suing
the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, that's true." answered the lawyer.

"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat
and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries - is that
true, mister lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?"

"'Cause I was thinkin' - maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly
women I've been waken' up with."
Political Compass Test
Take it here. On a 2 dimensional scale from -10 to 10, x axis economic left/right, -6.50
y axis libertarian/authorative -3.85
Myself is definately liberal but only moderately libertarian

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

Myself's rule of life #2(updated)
If you are not retired, and your annual salary, in thousands of dollars, is less than your age you are a bit of a broke-ass.

Monday, November 03, 2003

you gotta see this
But since I'm to cheap to actually pay for a blog that can hold images, this link will take you to a picture of a 13-year old girls surfboard, who was attacked by a shark and lost most of her left arm. Luckily, She did survive.

ever wonder
what kind if idiot responds to the Nigerian spam scam? and what happens
instead of gaining millions, Eric, who is in his late 40s, ended up losing almost $330,000 as he was dragged from one tale to another over three weeks. He became one of five Singaporeans this year conned by the slew of Internet scams, which start off with a personal e-mail.


He received Duruoha's reply soon after, asking for his phone number. Eric was asked to transfer $17,000 to a lawyer handling the transaction and another $18,000 for the attorney's travelling expenses.
Duruoha told Eric to meet him in London with another $24,000 for a 'foreign allocation payment', a fee to transfer the funds out of Nigeria, and about $5,000 on a video camera and four watches to bribe Nigerian officials.
Hmmm... makes Myself think that the email promising me a ten inch dick might possibly not be true too.