So Bubba calls his lawyer...

... and asked, "Is it true they're suing
the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, that's true." answered the lawyer.

"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat
and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries - is that
true, mister lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?"

"'Cause I was thinkin' - maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly
women I've been waken' up with."